* Nick calmly walks into the forest, moving extremely carefully and quietly.
* As Nick enters the forest, it seems almost as if the foliage has turned
against him, as it pulls away in all the wrong places, defeating his attempts to
hide, and it catches at his clothing in all the wrong places, defeating his
attempts to move quietly.  It is with a distinct rustle of foliage that he
proceeds into the forest.
* Nick keeps just enough common sense to not swear.
* An arrow streaks out of the foliage and pins Nick's sleeve to a tree.
* A second arrow comes, this one from a different direction, and comes VERY
close to pinning a very important part of Nick to that same tree.
* Nick looks around, muttering. "I hate my life.."
* In spite of great try, Nick can see nothing but angry foliage.  No elves in
sight.
* Nick pulls the arrow out, and runs like hell.